The DOLF

League Rules

The DOLF's official rules, sourced from the league's actual ESPN settings -- plus the ones ESPN doesn't enforce.

League Constitution

Unofficial, unenforced by ESPN, enforced by peer pressure.

  1. Goose Gossage. Start a player who gooses you — zero or negative points — and you shotgun a beer on video before next week's games kick off.
  2. Multiple gooses, multiple shotguns. More than one goose in a given week means one shotgun per goose. No averaging, no discount for volume.
  3. Champion's privilege. The league champion picks next season's draft location.
  4. The Weekly Parlay. Whoever scores the lowest points that week places a $10 parlay, with each league mate picking one leg for the following week's games.

League Scoring

0.5PPR per reception
16Roster spots
6Make the Dolfoffs
$100FAAB budget

Scoring

Half-point PPR (0.5 points per reception).

Full stat-by-stat scoring (yardage, TD, turnover values, bonus thresholds) follows the league's ESPN settings.

Roster & lineup

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6 bench— 16-man roster total.

2-FLEX / 6-bench dates from 2024. From 2016 through 2023 the league ran 1 FLEX and 7 bench spots (2020 also added 4 IR slots).

Dolfoffs

The playoffs. Six teams, three weeks, one Dolf.

Six teams make the Dolfoffs: both division winners plus the four best remaining records. The division winners take the top two seeds and a first-round bye; the four wild cards are seeded by record. Every tie — division, wild card, seed — breaks on total points scored.

14-week regular season; the Dolfoffs run Weeks 15–17. The league is split into two divisions, East and West.

Waivers & FAAB

$100 FAAB budget per team per season, no minimum bid.

A $1 minimum bid applied 2018–2020.

Waivers process daily except Tuesday, 24 hours after a player is dropped.

Standard waiver-priority ran 2016–2017; FAAB bidding since 2018.

Trades

Trade deadline is the Friday of NFL Week 13 (through 2020 it fell in Week 12).

2026 trade deadline: Friday, December 4, 2026 · 3:00 AM ET

Vetoes are for cheating or collusion only — not for a trade you just don't like.

Keepers

  • You can't keep a player drafted in the 1st or 2nd round. That holds no matter who ends up rostering him.
  • Keeping a player you picked up off waivers costs your 8th round pick.
  • You can't keep the same player two years in a row.
  • Trade a drafted player away, and the team that receives him can keep him at his original draft round.
  • Draft a player and then drop him to waivers, and his keeper cost becomes an 8th round pick.
  • A player you plan to keep who suffers a confirmed season-ending injury can be placed on IR.
See 2027 keeper eligibility →